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[22 Jan 2005|01:05pm]

[ mood | sleepy ]

Crazy stuff. Just found out our restaraunt was the state's best after the consultation.. or something like that. Strange, our little IHOP.

Never woulda thunk it.. heh. Oh well, off to sleep.. work at 10p.

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[18 Jan 2005|04:08pm]

Hey all, well, I got bored today and figured I'd join.

I am an IHOP waitress. Yes, the few the proud.. ahem.. yeah..

I started as a camper and am now getting paid to sit there! Muaha! Anyways, Hi!

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[21 Dec 2004|11:56am]

[ mood | hungry ]

YUMMY!!! IHOP is GOOD!!!! :)

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[08 Dec 2004|10:40am]

[ mood | confused ]

so im sad, the ihop near me closed down. the odd thing is, it was right next to an old folks home.... it still boggles my mind how it went out of business..

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IHOP Loves you [06 Nov 2004|03:40pm]

IHOP will make you addicted to coffee. You will crave philly's in your sleep. You will sleep with the waiters. You will be sad when they quit. You will make friends and enemies. IHOP will be your home. So apply for a job there, buy and rv, park it outside and live, work, and play at IHOP.
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[06 Oct 2004|12:48pm]
me love ihop!

i normally play MASH on the back of the place mats or try to flick creamer into glasses of water but i need something new to do because my ihop got new creamer that doesn't work very well and you can only decide your ultimate fate so many times.

any ideas??
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[08 Sep 2004|05:27pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

IHOP rocks my left sock.

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You know what is sad... [18 Jun 2004|06:29am]

The fact the the last report that came in has my IHOP as the highest rated IHOP in the entire chain. That is right, the number 1 IHOP....this has to be a fluke, man I cannot wait for the next report...
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[17 Jun 2004|09:10pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

Ever since my trip to Cal Poly SLO this past April, I became an IHOP fan. My team stayed at this Western something hotel and right next to it was IHOP! My roommates and I ate breakfast there 3 mornings in a row and one time for dinner. YUM! Hawaii has one but it's in Maui. Darn, why can't Waikiki have one so I can go. X_X

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[17 Jun 2004|11:22am]

come join i am emo sex!
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IHOP Coffee Carafe [04 Jun 2004|10:49am]

Now you, too, can be the proud owner of a real IHOP coffee carafe.
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[04 Jun 2004|01:00am]

my friend and i were at ihop yesterday, playing cards to kill time while they ran to the store to get bananas for the banana nut pancakes (which are pretty good), anyway the manager came and played poker with us. he was really cool, not to mention good. he wanted to play with money, but us being the broke teenagers we are, we played for units. i think he won 1,500,000.
yeah, ok, our poker skills couldn't be matched by the ihop manager.
but, then our pancakes came so it was all good.
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BREAKING NEWS!!!! [20 Apr 2004|09:25pm]

Ok, so last night at work, there was this winnebago sitting there all night. No one cared, even the cops (numbering in about 12) who had come in that night did not care. So, on Fox News, just now, there was a report today from Murfreesboro, from I-24, right down there road, about a winnebago that had gotten pulled over and was found carrying $1 million worth of pot! And, while waiting to see a picture, YES IT WAS THE SAME WINNEBAGO!!! This is the best 4-20 story ever! Yeah kids, in case you didn't notice, it is April 20th! Heh, my cops are so gonna get harassed by me tonight!
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Tales from the Hop, part 2! [29 Mar 2004|05:36pm]

Yet AGAIN, my work ended on a low note last night. It is what my coworker and I shall refer to as Le Cunt Incident! Two bad times at work back to back, hell motherfucking yeah! Le Cunt IncidentCollapse )
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Yeah Toast! [29 Mar 2004|07:23am]

[ mood | bitchy ]

More stories from the Murfreesboro IHOP!

Ok, so I had a table of regulars show up last night, about 10 of them. They are a karaoke group that comes in, some of them wasted, some of them sober. Yeah, they don't tip much, but they are really nice people. I have been waiting on them for almost three years! Someone new came in with them, and she was mighty wasted. Every time she asked how much an item cost. Nothing new, but means the person will probably find somethign to complain about. She asks me how much two pancakes, side of toast, and two eggs will cost her. With tax, around six bucks I reply. That is outrageous she screams. I told her I concurred but there was nothing I could do. She finally decides on a meal which is also six bucks. It has two pancakes, bacon, sausage, and two eggs. She asks if she could swap the bacon and get extra sausage. Not a problem I told her. So, the food comes out, and she is complaining that she didn't get toast. I told her the meal she ordered didn't come with toast. She raves more and demands to see a menu. I bring it to her, and she sees I am right. Well, can I trade the extra sausage I got for the toast? We can't do that. You would have to trade all of your sausage for the toast, I say. With which she replies, and I quote, "This is fucking bullshit. I don't want to talk to you anymore. Get me your manager!" I do, and inform her of what is happening before she gets there. She apparently gives my manager no attitude what so ever. But the manager also explaisn to her that we can't just give her the toast. She continues to fume. My manager walks away, and soon she follows to pester more. At some point the manager brought her a box because she refused to eat the food she ordered but opted to take it with her since we were still making her pay for it. As I am pre-bussing the table, she again gets irate with me and ask for the store number and the corporate number. I told her she can find all that information at the front. And that was the last I dealt with her. So she again deals with my manager and gets both our names, and will apparently call the corperate office over this. All because we would not give her some fucking toast! If she had just been nice from the start I would have gotten her some fucking toast for free! I swear, if I lose my job over this, that bitch will get a whack!

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[23 Mar 2004|08:42pm]

here's something about ihop my friend wrote!

French. I know, it's crazy, but evidently in some places they still recognize France as a country! You're probably asking yourself "Prof. why would you want to be a scarf wearing, Paris fag?" Well I'll tell you, it's because at this second I'm more than a little ashamed to be known as an American.

It started when I went to IHOP a few days ago. I went in, by myself, sat down in my favorite booth, and waited to order my favorite dish: Viva' La French Toast. I always get Viva La French Toast because the name alone makes my loins quiver. My waitress came to my booth and I told her what I wanted. Guess what she said.

"I'm sorry sir, but that dish has been replaced by 'Freedom Toast Lives' "
"'Freedom Toast Lives?'" I asked. "...well what the hell is that?"

"It's three slices of Freedom Toast, with your choice of egg and sausage or bacon," she answered.
"This Freedom Toast is it basically sliced bread, fried in a scrambeled egg mix?"
"...well yes."
"You know, that sounds an awful like French Toast..." I said suspiciously.
"No! This is FREEDOM Toast" the waitress insisted.
"Ok, ok," I said trying to calm her the hell down, "is 'Freedom Toast Lives' about 7 bucks?"
"Well what exactly about this toast is Free anyway?"
"Can I just serve you the Freedom Toast already?!" she demanded impatiently.

"Hey, I'll tell you what," I said, "you can serve me Freedom Toast, when you get on your Liberty Knees, and suck my Victory Dick. How about that?"
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mmm IHOP [23 Mar 2004|08:34pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

i go for the chocolate chip pancakes.

my favorite waitress' name is Judy2!! implying that there are multiple judy's! clones i say! ihop makes clones!

it's all good, ihop needs more waitress' named judy... all to serve me my delicious chocolate chip pancakes.

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New ... [28 Feb 2004|02:12pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

Hi everyone. I joined a few days ago. Just haven't had the time to post, yet. Anyway, I just love IHop. Their double BLT is the best. I haven't been there in a few weeks. And, I miss it!

There are rumors that our local IHop will be closing. I hope it's not true!

Oh, I forgot to add that I'm 27 and from Ohio. Not that it matters. but, most people put that into their intro.

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